Orange is the New Black

Cookbook Reveal
Cookbook Review

Breakfast in the Big House

• Gloria’s Chunky Oatmeal*
• Waffles and Scrambled Eggs
• Miss Rosa’s Huevos with Spinach
• Breakfast Sandwich (without the tampon)

Lunch at Litchfield

• Piper’s Burrata Sandwich*
• Crazy Eyes’s Dandelion Salad
• Flaca’s Holiday Tamales
• Vee’s Butternut Squash, Leek, and Ginger Soup*
• Blanca’s Chicken Enchiladas with Chipotle Tomatillo Sauce*

Dinner in the Dining Hall

• Maritza’s Mexican Election Pizza*
• SHU Moldy Mystery Meat
• Red’s Chicken Kiev
• Homemade Chinese Food for the One You Want to Stay In With*
• Pete’s Pineapple-Marinated “Caribou” with Pineapple Salsa*
• Red’s Pirozhki

Snacks and Sides for Survival

• Larry’s Cherry Chocolate Kiss Smoothie
• Crack Almonds*
• Chang’s Sticky-Fingers Movie Night Popcorn Balls
• Gloria’s Rice and Beans*
• Big Boo’s Roasted Corn
• SHU Thanksgiving Stuffing Loaf
• Red’s Thanksgiving Gravy
• Taystee’s Sweet and Hot Chicken Wings
• Vee’s Homemade Bread
• Bennett’s Kale, Date, and Almond Milk Smoothie

Drinks in the Clink

• Fig’s Sazerac Cocktail
• Luschek’s Hot Chocolate & Schnapps*
• Poussey’s Hooch
• Labor-Inducing Pineapple Soda
• Nicky’s Moscow Mule
• Piper’s Cleanse
• Alex’s Down and Dirty Margarita*
• Flaca’s Long Island Iced Tea
• Gloria’s Rico Colada
• Traditional Pina Colada

Dessert for Good Behavior

• Desert Storm Pudding
• Crazy Eyes’s Chocolate and Vanilla Fudge Swirl
• Larry’s Mom’s Rugalach*
• Miss Claudette’s Easter Cake*
• Maria’s Valentine’s Day Cookies
• Contraband Candy Bar Brownies*
• Crazy Eyes’s Exploding Strawberry Pie

*My favorites