Orange is the New Black
Cookbook Reveal
Cookbook Review
Breakfast in the Big House
- Gloria’s Chunky Oatmeal*
- Waffles and Scrambled Eggs
- Miss Rosa’s Huevos with Spinach
- Breakfast Sandwich (without the tampon)
Lunch at Litchfield
- Piper’s Burrata Sandwich*
- Crazy Eyes’s Dandelion Salad
- Flaca’s Holiday Tamales
- Vee’s Butternut Squash, Leek, and Ginger Soup*
- Blanca’s Chicken Enchiladas with Chipotle Tomatillo Sauce*
Dinner in the Dining Hall
- Maritza’s Mexican Election Pizza*
- SHU Moldy Mystery Meat
- Red’s Chicken Kiev
- Homemade Chinese Food for the One You Want to Stay In With*
- Pete’s Pineapple-Marinated “Caribou” with Pineapple Salsa*
Snacks and Sides for Survival
- Larry’s Cherry Chocolate Kiss Smoothie
- Crack Almonds*
- Chang’s Sticky-Fingers Movie Night Popcorn Balls
- Gloria’s Rice and Beans*
- Big Boo’s Roasted Corn
- SHU Thanksgiving Stuffing Loaf
- Red’s Thanksgiving Gravy
- Taystee’s Sweet and Hot Chicken Wings
- Vee’s Homemade Bread
- Bennett’s Kale, Date, and Almond Milk Smoothie
Drinks in the Clink
- Fig’s Sazerac Cocktail
- Luschek’s Hot Chocolate & Schnapps*
- Poussey’s Hooch
- Labor-Inducing Pineapple Soda
- Nicky’s Moscow Mule
- Piper’s Cleanse
- Alex’s Down and Dirty Margarita*
- Flaca’s Long Island Iced Tea
- Gloria’s Rico Colada
- Traditional Pina Colada
Dessert for Good Behavior
- Desert Storm Pudding
- Crazy Eyes’s Chocolate and Vanilla Fudge Swirl
- Larry’s Mom’s Rugalach*
- Miss Claudette’s Easter Cake*
- Maria’s Valentine’s Day Cookies
- Contraband Candy Bar Brownies*
- Crazy Eyes’s Exploding Strawberry Pie
*My favorites
